¡Let's everybooby please focus on me!

Dear Dr. Bones,

¡Never a dull moment!

All of a sudden, the Shirtless Cosmopolitan™ prefers to fight his battle out in the remoteness of our New Iceland boondocks undisturbed by bright lights, an cityslickers, an carpetbags, an all that out-of-commonwealth jazz:

TPM2012 | Elizabeth Warren’s New Opponent: Paul Ryan ERIC KLEEFELD AUGUST 16, 2012, 5:37 AM (...) “I know professor Warren (sic) would love to run against Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan but she’s running against me,” Brown said, “somebody who has a record of service, who will continue to work in a truly bipartisan manner, who has gotten many endorsements from Democrats and has a whole host of people working to get him elected. “I think she should probably focus on me rather than national figures.” The PollTracker Average shows an incredibly tight race, with Warren narrowly leading Brown, 40.8 percent to 38.8 percent.

Of course you understand, Dr. Bones, that what we have here is really Edgar Bergen Fehrnstrom

doin his freelordly an kiddiemagisterial preferrin through the murky medium of Charlie 'Scott' McCarthy, Warmer of The People's Seat (Pat. Pend.).

So, then, ¿Up to what is Fabulous Fernie this time?

Eye kind of suspects that his freelordship is not really out to give the LLBU, "little lady from the Big University," helpful hints about keeping her campaign focused. For that matter, the "Etch-a-sketch" exuberance involvin Mittius Coriolanus Pompo, Stern Demander of Apologies (&c. &c.), could conceivably be taken to signify that Kindermeister von Fehrnstrom considers focusin -- die Scharfeinstellung, ¿doncha know? -- an overrated commodity.

Still, Fernie is most likely neither tryin to pawn bad advice off on the LLBU nor sincerely helpin her make sure she gives it her best possible shot, thereby increasing the Glory of Fratboy once the votes are counted an it turn out even H*rv*rd's best was not enough. No, what Fernie is really up to is . . .


. . . a bit of a mystery.


Happy days.
--JHM