¡Fly at once, sir: all is discovered!
| hm75 | +75 | -15 Lady Cherokee appears now to be very sneaky. So much for "transparancy"(sic). Oh no that's for "other" people, like the police, the church, the fire department, you know, the people who read the "Herald". Not the "gifted and talented" [*] elite royal family of elected officials, which Lady Cherokee wants to be a part of so bad. Many of us are ON TO THESE FRAUDS, and that will be demonstrated in November. |
| " ... 'other' people, like the police, the church, the fire department, you know, the people who read the [_Fehrnstrom Fishwrap_]" (( fold here )) Well, yes, Paddy McTammany does indeed know, or at least Eye thinks I do. One small part of the General Theory of Louisedayhicksville is nicely confirmed: Paddy and Eye agree that it is by no means an accident that Icky School did not make this list. At the _Fishwrap_ level this cannot be a POINTED omission, such a subtlety as that would be most improbable at any time. In conjunction here with the express purpose of blackwashin' Citizen Professor Warren, notoriously a practitioner of Tertiary Educationalism, 'tis quite impossible. Had the Party neocomrade(ss) thought of it that way consciously, (s)he would have piled on with a dump truck. No, Icky School must have been left out of the enumeration of lace-curtain suburban respectabiggles because the Mind of LDHV simply does not think of Icky School very highly. (( One might or might not add "any more" to that, but to discuss the decision would digress us deep into the realm of Their Ford's proscribed historybunk, so let us pass it by on the other side of double parentheses. )) 'Hicksvillains need (1) cops to protect what Lord Mammon has blessed them with, and (2) Rev. clergy to keep up the ever-thinnin' pretense that they do not serve Mammon alone, and (3) firepersons for cop-like reasons. Probably they do need Icky School at least a little, as a sort of glorified day care for the brat pack. Back when LDHV could still be taken as a geographical expression, the name of a tribal reservation one could point to on the map -- try 42.335445 North, 71.045655 West -- granma could handle the kiddiecare. But poor granma is in a Home nowadays, and BTW, aren't we lucky that radio shyster got Medicaid to pay for it? ¡What a dumb chump Big Sam can be at times! Given a properly 'crafted' multiple-choice question, I daresay Party neocomrade(ss) HM75 would admit School as one of the amenities that characterize the ever-immortal Whight Civilisation of the Western Race. The trouble is, the same applies to supermarkets, and cell 'phones, and . . . and a long litany of bush-league bennies that would undoubtedly be missed if they disappeared, but do not merit much postive eulogy as long as they show no sign of imminent departure. Moreover, what is important and what is respectabiggle diverge as much at Louisdayhicksville as anywhere else. Crimefighters and sky pilots and firepersons are conventionally fit to be mentioned in mixed country. Even when everybooby present cares much more about real estate and murder vehicles and pro kiddiegames and what's tootin' on the MacL@@han T@@ba, it would be not very couth to admit as much out loud. (( Squawk radio is popular largely because it more or less waives these old-fashioned rules. Presumably 'Hicksvillains think they are invisible and untraceable when callin' in to Massa Howie from the air-conditioned sanctity of a murder vehicle. Not to mention that that is how they drive the damn thing. )) |
[*] I assume the Party neocomrade(ss) is not actually quotin' anybooby here, only as it were puttin' in stage directions. In case Massa Howie or Dr. Limbaugh decide to read her/his/its copy on the air, they will know that here they are to deploy their Beautiful People Voice™, which refutes without any waste of time spent arguin’.
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