"one of the largest reasons is due to"

Dear Dr. Bones,

Over at WhightGuard Headquarters

"Much-Esteemed Party Neocomrades, I give you . . . ¡Destructive Creationism!"

Wing-Admiral Eno [1] is rallyin' the ever-victorious heroes an’ sheroes of Eleven Percenterdom [2] for Armageddon. And I'm not talking about Primary Day. sir. Not at all. The spring offensive of America’s Otherparty has opened in an utterly unexpected sector of the New Iceland front, as follows:

Yesterday in a blog post on Blue Mass Group yesterday, the Secretary of the Executive Office of Housing and Economic Development, Greg Bialecki, cited a line from a blog post I wrote, as unsupported by the facts. The line was from this blog post on Scott Brown's so called crowdfunding legislation.

For all the talk about the so-called 99% vs 1%,
one of the largest reasons the disparities exist is due
to government regulation of private capital markets.

This line is completely true. Currently only accredited investors may make investments in start-up companies. Scott Brown's legislation will change that.

If Secretary Bialecki wants an engagement, he will have it. Over the next few weeks, I will endeavor to bring to light the true nature of the economic policies of the Patrick Administration, the crony-capitalism they practice, and the patronage politics they play.

Admiral the Freelord of Eno is the first whightist-- the first mammal, even--that Paddy ever heard of tryin’ to market that curious ‘line’ of Otherparty patter, which does, however, possess a certain charm. ¿Wouldn't it be pretty, Dr. Bones, in that "poetic justice" way, if John D. Gekkofeller I had not, as claimed by himself, been given his bucks by "the Good L*rd," but only by the Securities and Exchange Commission? [3]

Happy days.

--JHM

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[1] For those of them at Rio Limbaugh, "Wing Admiral" rhymes, naturally, with "Rear Colonel". For those with a more presentable mailing address, it would not hurt if they thought, spontaneously and unprompted, of the late

(( M. le baron de Koltchaque ))

or alternatively of

(( Horthy Miklós, Regent of NeoHungary 1920-1944 ))

[2] The Deplorable Word was deferred until the extreme far end of that A.P. scribble, so allow Paddy McTammany to rub it in a little: "The bad news for Romney [about his poor MA] is that the number of registered GOP voters has continued to dwindle from nearly 13 percent in 2004 to JUST OVER 11 PERCENT this year."

Extinction looms, therefore, for the local outlet of the Party of Grant & Hoover by about the middle of Mittens’ second term as POTUS of us all, _Anno Religionismi_ 1439-2018-5778, should his freelordship ever manage to enjoy a second term of anythin’.

But that's a purely mechanical or mathematical ‘therefore’ and one which the present keyboard, at least, would hate to see become operative. Life in the boondocks of New Iceland would be much duller without a certin modicum of organized whightism to kick around.

[3] The SEC dates from A. R. 1353-1934-5694 and the FTC from 1332-1914-5674. Even the ICC (of 1304-1887-5647) was hatched so late in Gekkofeller's career that it cannot possibly have been his freelordship’s *primary* benefactor. Such points may not matter to the good wing-admiral much, though. I incline to betcha his freelordship is a pious devotee of Their Ford's "History is bunk" teachin’, an’ thus under no obligation whatever to account for any triflin’ ‘disparities’ that may have existed before about last Thursday afternoon.