Professor Kettel, allow me to introduce Dr. Pott

Dear Dr. Bones,

Here's another letter from Paddy the editor was (mostly) spared:

The Hire Learning (( fold here )) is in safe hands so long as lofty sediments like "third largest employer in the Commonwealth" prevail. (( your message here )) That the Funders of Fratboy, of all people, should fail to appreciate a consideration so exactly up their own alley is a little puzzling, perhaps, even after allowing for the fact that disproportionately few of the 02138 Third Herd will be supporting The People's Seatwarmer next November. (( Happy Days ))

Prof. Kettel and Dr. Pott are, needless to spoof, celebrity attendees at the three-hundred eighty-second annual Massachusetts Exceptionalism Jamboree.



And again I say,
Happy days.